and let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am tall (6'5"). generally, I'd rather watch movies alone or with a good friend than go out, but I never watch movies and I'm always out. weird. I really like kool-aid, but when I make it, I just compare it to justins kool-aid and get discouraged. justin makes amazing kool-aid. I really like life cereal. I eat lots of top ramen too... except I add spices herbs and sauces to it so I get a little more credibility in the cooking world. I like listening to music that plucks at me heart strings (dashboard confessional, death cab, postal service, saves the day). I like sex. a lot. I'm good at it. I basically wear whatever I want... the only difference being that in the winter I care what I look like so I dress nicer than summer. in the summer I wear a swimsuit under everything. I wear jeans everyday. and vans. I play the drums. the extent of my drumming nowadays are sunday jam sessions every 1st and 3rd sunday at live music center here in town. I drink a lot... and I mean a lot. both in quantity and quality. I don't drink to forget though... I drink because when I drink, I usually have way more fun. plain and simple. I don't use it as a scapegoat. I don't use it as an excuse for when I do dumb shit. I play call of duty 4 online a lot (6+ hours a day). and I still somehow suck. wow. I like to play baseball and when I'm not playing jazz on specific sundays, I'm playing baseball with a bunch of my friends and people I don't know at all over at arlington park. I'm usually accompanied by lots of beer also. I rarely go to shows anymore. I used to go to shows 5/7 nights of the week. I'm starting school on august 18th. 2 years too late. I lived in denver for about 9 months between may 07- march 08. I moved there with my ex-girlfriend. in january, I found myself homeless without adequate winter clothing or blankets and I contracted frostbite on my right big toe. the toe is 100% numb to me now although it isn't discolored. I'm drunk still from last night as I'm typing this. my vocabulary rivals that of merriam webster's, and I know how to piece words together very well in the form of poetry, short stories, or song lyrics. I'm even known to bust out big words during normal casual conversation. I like bowling and pizza. I have lots of shoes. my room is dirty. I have a pet turtle named philbert. I'm kind of a clothes fiend. I firmly believe that ben gibbard has the voice of all the angels combined into one majestic sonic force. I don't believe in god. I am severely atheist. anarchy is a terrible idea. communism is a great idea in itspurest form. I take medicine to keep my acne at bay... when I forget to take it (frequently), it gets pretty out of hand pretty fast. I like bacon. I firmly believe will ferrell is the funniest man ever. I also believe that oppressing vegan or sober or religious points of views on people who have no interest in listening to drivel is for idiots who are so insecure in standing alone for something they "believe in" that they try to rope others into it as well. I like ice cream. mint chip is the best flavor EVER. I like kitties. and doggies. I had a tattoo on the top of my left hand that I scratched off with a steak knife. ever need any tattoos removed call 707 454 6771, ill take care of you haha. I have tattoos on my left forearm front to back, but once the weather gets colder and swim season is over, ill be finishing my entire left arm and working on my right leg. I think people who appraise others based on the number of tattoos and/or piercings they have are shallow idiot typical americans. all girls that do that aren't worth my time or anybodys time that has integrity and intellect. I like amy feist. she has a clear voice. salami, ham, and pastrami are my favorite lunch meats. with hot spicy dijon mustard. I like food more than anything in the world. carne asada tacos with pico de gallo, cilantro, lime juice, and tapatio is my dish. I'm very skinny (160 pounds) for how tall I am, and it perplexes me considering literally all I do is drink tons of beer (last night it was a 40oz, 2 miller 32oz, a bottle of baileys, and tequila shots), eat tons of food (4+ meals a day), and get ZERO exercise. I love my dog lacy more than 99.9% of the people in my life. I'm basically a squatter at my friends jake and justin's apartment. I come home once every 3 or 4 days. I like red vines a lot. and arizona tall cans. a normal convenience store run for me looks like this: 1 rockstar, 1 arizona tall can (watermelon or kiwi strawberry), 1 bag of funyuns, and 1-2 sticks of hot and spicy beef jerky. pacifico is my beer of choice, jack daniels is my lq of choice. carne seca beef jerky is really good. I like brown haired girls with nice smiles. the number or percentage of girls I'd dateis slim to none, but the number I'd hook up with is vast. I like smart girls who are down to earth and aren't whores but are still down haha. I read a lot. I'm pretty introvert. there are times where ill go into this wicked bumout spell and not need or want anything to do with anybody. I've been in different metal, hardcore, and punk bands since I was 13... and that hardcore punk thread of my youth exploded between the time I was 17-18 due to me being in a band called trash talk. I like swimming. I hate the beach. I like snow. I hate seafood. I love the thrill of the hunt. I like grand theft auto. and vince vaughn. the shawshank redemption is my favorite movie and one of my favorite books. I'm nice. I'm a dick. calvin and hobbes books rule. vanilla coke is good. I'm wild. I live a wilder life and have done more in my 19 years than most 50 year olds have done/lived. I'm very musically inclined... no lessons or formal teaching. I don't drive. I don't have a job. I pay rent in my parents' house. I pay my own phone bill. I don't have any medical insurance. my hair grows really fast. I never wear socks. myfeet stink.
I'm nice I'm mean I'm kind I'm lean I'm black I'm green now you seen.
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